Flirting With Lesbians….and more

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Q: Flirting with people on the job

Q

Flirting with a lesbian cop. Bad idea or good idea?

A

Bad idea if she’s writing you a ticket at the time.

Bad idea if it’s in front of a group of other people or her cop partner.
They tend to be closet-y.

Good idea in all other cases. Cops should have dates too.

Sex is a great way to relieve tension, and she’ll have costumes and props for most
fantasy scenes. Bonus.

It’s a touch call to flirt with someone when they are working generally because, if it’s a retail kinda job they are trapped into being nice to customers, and if they work in uniform, then they are trying to be all  authoritarian and official, and it’s hard to switch modes.

Not hard in the right context, though.

Just be careful how you pick your moment.

And don’t assume because she’s a cop she’s a dyke. Straight women actually become cops too.

But what a thin blue line to cross….

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Where to Flirt

Where are the flirting opportunities?

Any where women are.

Just make your opening conversation appropriate to your surroundings:

For example, at the supermarket, you might try: “How ripe do you think these tomatoes are, really?” While holding them up, creatively, for display.

But vague flirts like that can be misinterpreted. I say, flirt with something a little more direct, but still allows you to save some face, like:

“Do you think the expiry date on whipping cream means you should lick it off before midnight or do you think that it’s more of a ballpark deadline?”

At lesbian bars, I’ve found my best success with a simple “Don’t you find Lesbian bars really unfriendly?”

If they laugh, you’re in, if not, then they’re not some you want to date anyway.

In fact, showing your sense of humour is a great way to screen your dates, do you really want to wind up with someone who doesn’t get your sense of humour? Or worse, someone totally humourless?

Are there places I shouldn’t flirt?

With the possible exception of with the Bride at the wedding, basically any woman is fair game wherever you encounter them.

But again, possible exception, after all, if the Bride seems remotely hesitant walking down the aisle, then you shouldn’t hesitate; after all, there’s got to be a reason, right?

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