Flirting With Lesbians….and more

Where to Flirt

Where are the flirting opportunities?

Any where women are.

Just make your opening conversation appropriate to your surroundings:

For example, at the supermarket, you might try: “How ripe do you think these tomatoes are, really?” While holding them up, creatively, for display.

But vague flirts like that can be misinterpreted. I say, flirt with something a little more direct, but still allows you to save some face, like:

“Do you think the expiry date on whipping cream means you should lick it off before midnight or do you think that it’s more of a ballpark deadline?”

At lesbian bars, I’ve found my best success with a simple “Don’t you find Lesbian bars really unfriendly?”

If they laugh, you’re in, if not, then they’re not some you want to date anyway.

In fact, showing your sense of humour is a great way to screen your dates, do you really want to wind up with someone who doesn’t get your sense of humour? Or worse, someone totally humourless?

Are there places I shouldn’t flirt?

With the possible exception of with the Bride at the wedding, basically any woman is fair game wherever you encounter them.

But again, possible exception, after all, if the Bride seems remotely hesitant walking down the aisle, then you shouldn’t hesitate; after all, there’s got to be a reason, right?

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